yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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