do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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