I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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