But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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