her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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