I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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