I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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