you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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