Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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