Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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