There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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