Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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