I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
you never un-have a 4some
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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