im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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