It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
