I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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