standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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