Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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