butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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