too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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