Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
