I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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