She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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