is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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