Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He passed out mid-signature
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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