We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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