last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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