Small penises have feelings too.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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