STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
