try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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