what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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