Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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