i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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