you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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