She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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