I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
How's work?
Spinning.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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