he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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