Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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