the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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