sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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