That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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