what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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