gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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