does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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