dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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