Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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