I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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