Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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