I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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