sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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