and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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