ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
why do cheetos always look like penises
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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