Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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